Another Proof that Men and Women Think Differently

I have a glass vase I would like to monogram with frosting spray paint. Looking for the "perfect" M to paint on the glass, I printed out an M using Christmas Card font and left it on the printer for the family's opinion. Viewing it from upside-down, Dave had only one thing to say, "I know this is an M but all I see are two breasts or a buttocks wearing a thong."

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